for trend in[‘Q*’, ‘Sam Altman’, ‘OpenAI’, ‘chatGPT’, ‘GPT-5’]: generateArticle(trend)

OpenAI has majestically claimed every tech news headline last week whether it was intentional or accidental, for their own interest or that of Microsoft... Regardless, they sure had our attention from influencers on youtube to the readers of this humble piece of satire.

tl;dr

Q* has achieved AGI while everyone was binging on popcorn with the theatrical coups at openAI with an Oeudipus touch. This did not influence the google search trend any more than X where all the drama took place as shown below.

When Q* is still not a trending subject on google, gpt-5 might be worth tapping into, especially by China as shown below.

However, when sorting by Sam Alman google search, we have surprising results, below.

That’s all folks!